Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Know thyself.
Quote #23031
Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most...
Quote #14482
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
Quote #6507
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Quote #5953
Live dangerously and you live right.
Quote #9376
Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.
Quote #23554
We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.