Quote #14522
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Quote #1515
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.
Quote #24649
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Quote #27979
To forgive is human, to forget divine. . ..
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #2812
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Quote #5093
Approach each new problem not with a view of finding what you hope will...
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #23418
Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of...
Quote #9582
A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse,...