Quote #25439
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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When God temporarily rolled up the building plans of prophecy and placed them aside,...
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A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet....
Quote #15964
The only atheism is the denial of truth.
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McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back
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A man can’t ride your back unless it’s bent.
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
Quote #25955
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Quote #33989
One doesn’t discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for...