Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #9324
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Quote #28233
I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised...
Quote #19766
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #21494
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #18226
There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore,...
Quote #31809
Perhaps a child who is fussed over gets a feeling of destiny, he thinks...