Quote #22370
If you suffer, thank God It is a sure sign that you are alive.
Quote #31840
This fairy tale we’re living is real inside our hearts.
Quote #24541
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Quote #20222
God creates men, but they choose each other.
Quote #7280
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24646
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
Quote #23291
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them...
Quote #21489
Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right.
Quote #3415
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.