Quote #7921
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
Quote #21272
For target shooting, that’s okay. Get a license and go to the range. For...
Quote #24006
Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
Quote #13755
There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken at the flood,...
Quote #32311
Those who hear not the music. . . think the dancers mad.
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #33028
Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.
Quote #11840
James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.
Quote #13046
I would rather not know how to write and have something to say than...