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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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It is not enough to do good one must do it the right way.
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...
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Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women,...
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Compassion for myself is the most powerful healer of them all.
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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
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Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...