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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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A thing can be true and still be desperate folly.
Quote #15441
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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I…have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is. I only know...
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You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough...
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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on...
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My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who...
Quote #17086
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading...