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Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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The writer who possesses the creative gift owns something of which he is not...
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A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
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Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty, and self-respect are the qualities which make a real...
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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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The great art of giving consists in this the gift should cost very little...