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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
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How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...
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It gets late early out there.
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
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The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy...
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The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget...
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No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to...
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But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it The...
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When in doubt, punt
Quote #21532
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....