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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the...
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
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O why was I born with a different face? Why was I not born...
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There are four kinds of Homicide felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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I live for books.
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...