Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #33551
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
Quote #12685
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Quote #4873
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
Quote #9399
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #8919
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because...
Quote #19203
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #15371
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #6508
Gentlemen, you are now about to embark on a course of studies which will...