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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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Who lies for you will lie against you.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
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Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
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I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be...