Quote #12519
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #19854
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...
Quote #16762
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
Quote #5714
A free press can of course be good or bad, but, most certainly, without...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #21734
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #2749
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
Quote #34172
Einstein said God doesn’t play dice with the universe, but I don’t know–maybe not...