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I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change...
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
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The world is proof that God is a committee.
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The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God,...
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If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a...
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful....