Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #33154
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #33670
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #4371
There are two sides to every question.
Quote #30978
There wouldn’t be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real...
Quote #21271
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
Quote #29822
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Quote #524
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.
Quote #33382
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
Quote #26877
Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...