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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back...
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
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Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
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Friends have all things in common.
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know...
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...