Quote #10620
There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
Quote #26974
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #31396
I don’t believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of...
Quote #18602
T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
Quote #28896
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #4506
I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Quote #20785
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #31739
There are at least two kinds of cowards. One kind always lives with himself,...