Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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We all know that art is not the truth, art is a lie that...
Quote #30809
To the pure, all things are pure.
Quote #29937
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
Quote #8797
Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the...
Quote #18559
Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their...
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #31770
If you don’t go fishing because you thought it might rain you will never...
Quote #29215
The reason why we are disenchanted with ourselves is because we entertain in the...