Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #19879
The African is my brother-but he is my younger brother by several centuries.
Quote #3468
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #11764
Here stand I. I can do no other.
Quote #28359
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #21539
Ace In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to...
Quote #19802
A person’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original...
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...