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If you would live healthy, be old early.
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You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Don’t give up. Don’t lose hope. Don’t sell out.
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Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
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The world is proof that God is a committee.
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Better the foot slip than the tongue.