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People who like quotations love meaningless generalizations.
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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
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One ought only to write when one leaves a piece of ones flesh in...
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If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
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The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not...
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...