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In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to...
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May you live every day of your life.
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Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Our determination to imitiate Christ should be such that we have no time for...
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
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The point is that nobody likes having salt rubbed into their wounds, even if...
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Laughter is an instant vacation
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.