Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #12595
I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I...
Quote #29232
I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
Quote #7802
To err is human, to forgive divine.
Quote #946
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #19486
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
Quote #34084
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word...