Quote #2266
What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis...
Quote #2668
Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.
Quote #14769
If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books...
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #17810
He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
Quote #17177
My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll...
Quote #24638
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #18860
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.