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All happy families resemble one another, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its...
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No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
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Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
Quote #2950
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Quote #17307
To him who is in fear everything rustles.