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The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
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No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government...
Quote #19197
Real programmers don’t write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can’t decide whether...
Quote #1856
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Quote #18920
Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity,...
Quote #22156
Difficulties show men what they are. In case of any difficulty remember that God...
Quote #23238
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #17412
Character, in great and little things, means carrying through what you feel able to...
Quote #10625
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to...
Quote #24019
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...