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My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
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Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
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Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
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How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to...
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption...
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Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand...
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There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I...