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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Knowledge can be communicated, but wisdom cannot. A man can find it, he can...
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
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For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn...
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Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
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Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy–for friendship’s...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.