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Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. (Love is so short,...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
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We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire…Give us the...
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Remember happiness doesn’t depend on who you are or what you have it depends...
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We must uphold the promise of Roosevelt, Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Carter, and Clinton and...
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I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
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Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.
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Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...
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The cautious seldom err.