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Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
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It is not known precisely where angels dwell-whether in the air, the void, or...
Quote #17154
There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #16231
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you...
Quote #30829
Za dvumya zaitsami pogonish’sya, ne odnogo ne poimaesh’. (If you chase two rabbits, you...