Quote #15657
Would you who judge of the lawfulness or unlawfulness of pleasure, take this rule;...
Quote #30922
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
Quote #23144
Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. Men have...
Quote #8204
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Quote #4290
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #19648
When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the...
Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #9763
There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way...