Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
Quote #27731
Hate the sin and love the sinner.
Quote #11489
Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.
Quote #8504
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space;everything else is opinion.
Quote #17139
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...
Quote #34487
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
Quote #19545
By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.