Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the...
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #24135
We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of...
Quote #4989
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #3925
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites...
Quote #31154
Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
Quote #29122
Yesterday’s the past and tomorrow’s the future. Today is a gift – which is...
Quote #8606
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.