Quote #34020
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #5238
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
Quote #22573
In saffron-colored mantle, from the tides of ocean rose the morning to bring light...
Quote #17565
He also serves who only stands and waits.
Quote #25908
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and...
Quote #18913
Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
Quote #33483
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #1800
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
Quote #2637
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.