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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
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Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.
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Our task is not to fix the blame for the past, but to fix...
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Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the...
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We shall never learn to feel and respect our real calling and destiny, unless...
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Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving...
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...