Quote #34875
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.
Quote #10057
When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
Quote #18168
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
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Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...
Quote #13890
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
Quote #11409
Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.