Quote #33211
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
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It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #3171
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #8882
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;...
Quote #3731
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #3151
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
Quote #18303
The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...