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Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
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Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in...
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More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the...
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped...
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You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...
Quote #25515
Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...
Quote #30823
Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from...
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.