Quote #2316
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither...
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
Quote #15611
A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Quote #28512
My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.
Quote #21436
One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #19435
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #22687
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #29679
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.