Quote #32740
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #18671
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #26485
The only words that ever satisfied me as describing Nature are the terms used...
Quote #16576
I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
Quote #31626
It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
Quote #3604
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #3269
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Quote #8302
Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.