Quote #21504
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to...
Quote #3166
Self is the only prison that can bind the soul.
Quote #4111
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Quote #9573
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #3843
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #24250
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Quote #25028
O divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled...
Quote #543
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.