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Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world championship....
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Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
Quote #13890
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
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A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
Quote #30949
Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
Quote #18422
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
Quote #33979
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
Quote #24265
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise...