Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #5758
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Quote #22415
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.
Quote #30936
Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #9719
(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens;only something...
Quote #6912
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #3887
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #20786
We have met the enemy and it is us.