Quote #11882
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
Quote #17373
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #16096
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
Quote #33517
For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
Quote #20215
The maxim that people should not have a right till they are ready to...
Quote #29848
The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep.
Quote #31397
Whoever acquires knowledge but does not practice it is as one who ploughs but...
Quote #28626
The best mirror is an old friend.
Quote #2112
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.