Quote #34706
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #26037
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Quote #6560
America, why are your libraries full of tears?
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #12459
You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #25130
Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with...