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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Life is too short for traffic.
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you...
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A hit, a very palpable hit.
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Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such...
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next...