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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
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No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
Quote #7716
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most...
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See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums
Quote #2178
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
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When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #27047
Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...