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I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i...
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to...
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A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...
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All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an...
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In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
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The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...