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Man’s many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
Quote #15017
Forgive thyself little, and others much.
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I have no mercy or compassion for a society that crushes people, and then...
Quote #5758
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...